Saturday, June 13, 2009

Scared Sober

I'm not one to believe in the supernatural; to me, ghosts and goblins, creepy creaks and moans, as well as errant footsteps in the night are all things that can be explained away quite rationally. Explanations may assume many forms, from the weather to an old home settling upon its foundation. An overactive imagination may also play its part. The mind loves to play tricks on itself, whereby every sight and sound can assume a malevolent purpose. Supernatural occurrences can always be explained away rationally; except for when there is no rational explanation.

It began like any other day, indistinguishable from the day before, it moved along like any other day; no portent of doom appeared on the horizon as the day bled out into night. Penny and I had made plans to visit our friend Lisa, for an evening of fun. Penny had a young daughter, who was close in age to Lisa's daughter; the two girls frequently played together and were fast friends, as we all were. We had arrived at Lisa's home, had dinner, and Lisa and I had a few drinks.



The children played while the adults socialized; the hours passing quickly. We had made plans to spend the night, and as the evening deepened, the children were put to bed. Penny wasn't feeling very well and was tired. She decided that she was going to lay down with the girls, leaving Lisa and I to fend for ourselves. We retreated into the den, closing the door behind us, so as not to wake the children. We listened to records, watched movies; we told jokes and we laughed; talking about anything and everything. We'd also had a few more drinks. We were laughing about something, when suddenly, our revelry was interrupted by a soft knocking at the door, a soft knock that somehow reverberated like the sharp report of a gunshot in the close quarters of the room. Thinking that one of the girls had woken up, I walked across the room to the door, telling Lisa that I would tuck the child back in and return. As my hand touched the doorknob, I felt the shock of deep cold. Opening the door the same way I would any other, I looked down to see which one of the girls was awake.

That was when it hit me, or, more accurately, went through me. This cold, malevolent presence, this thing, had violated me with malicious intent; the cold somehow imparting a taste of death. It was if my very soul had been raped. In a fraction of a second, I had felt what I can only describe as pure, oppressive evil; ice cold and yet, I had sensed a raging fire, the smells of soot, ash and brimstone. I literally knew the tread of something walking across my grave, been given a vision of that desolate and lonely place. Words alone cannot begin to describe the fear, dread and hate that passed through my body. I started shivering, shaking uncontrollably, my arms wrapped tightly around myself; freezing on a hot summer's night. "What the hell was that?" I heard Lisa say. "What the hell was that?" she repeated. "What?" I asked, uncertain that I wanted to admit to anything. "Whatever the hell that black thing was that that just walked through you," she replied nervously. "You saw it?" I asked. "Hell yes, I saw it!" she said. You could hear the tremors of fear in her voice. I told her what I had experienced and felt, asking her if anyone had ever died in the house; died in a fire, to be specific, for I had glimpsed... something. She assured me that nothing of the sort had ever happened, yet I knew that it had, beyond a shadow of a doubt. We attributed what had happened to our having had a few drinks, but I think we had both just been scared sober. We decided to leave the house for a bit and go to the beach until our nerves settled, thinking that Penny and the girls would be safe until our return. There was nothing to fear, really, this was, after all, an alcohol influenced episode.

Once we reached the beach, we took a walk along the shore and discussed what had happened, convincing ourselves that what had occurred was nothing more than imagination. Hours later, as a false dawn crept across the horizon, the decision to return to Lisa's house was made with great trepidation. We drove back slowly, both of us apparently still quite rattled and on edge. Arriving back at Lisa's house, we were startled to see that every light was on, both inside and outside of the house. I'm sure we both had puzzled expressions as we looked at each other and simultaneously asked, "What now?" As we approached the front door, it suddenly flew open, startling us.

There in the doorway stood Penny, disheveled and frightened; the gleam of terror and madness burning in her eyes. "Where the hell have you been?"she thundered. Lisa and I explained to Penny what had happened and why we chose to leave. "Yeah? Well, it got really pissed off after you left," she responded. She went on to explain that it, whatever it was, had awakened her and the girls, walking around the house, opening and slamming cabinets and drawers; knocking on the walls and the bedroom doors. Terrified, Penny and the girls had been huddled together, cowering in the living room, anxiously awaiting our return. The entire episode would still have been easy enough to pass off as alcohol induced, except, Penny hadn't had a single drink all evening. She had been completely sober and hadn't even been aware of the events that Lisa and I had experienced. Still groping for answers, I wondered if someone might have tried to break in. Prudence dictated that I go back outside, to look for any sign of an intruder, which I did. Finding nothing, I went back inside the house. The remaining hours of the morning passed without further incident, until Lisa decided to call her mother and explain what had happened the night before. All hell seemed to break loose after that.

Lisa's parents, a very conservative Jewish couple, contacted a couple of crazy Kabbalah mystics, who came to Lisa's home. After questioning the three of us about the events of the previous night, these self proclaimed mystics, claiming themselves to be psychic, roamed throughout the house, making comments and suggestions. They mentioned that some mezuzahs were missing from the doorframes, others had been turned upside down, and still more were missing their requisite verse from the Torah. The Kabbalists then proceeded to prove themselves correct, pointing out spots on the doorframes, where you could clearly see the outlines of the missing icons. All of the remaining mezuzahs were removed from the walls, opened and found to be empty inside; a barren womb. The Kabbalah mystic gave instructions to Lisa's father on the appropriate remedy to the situation, in order for the icons to once more perform their duty to guard the home. Soon after this, the Kabbalists performed an exorcism on the house, followed by a ritual cleansing and a blessing. Claiming the battle to be won, the two erstwhile psychics departed the house, but not before questioning me further, explaining to me that mine was a new soul, and therefore much more receptive to the supernatural. Yeah, right. Stranger still, the next day, Lisa researched the history of her home, discovering, of all things, that there had indeed been a deadly fire in her home, an electrical one, that had taken the life of a previous owner. The discovery of this information shook the three of us once again. While it had been a strange and dreadful night, as far as I know, there was never another incident in that house.

Over the years, I've tried to rationalize the events of that night, trying to explain them in every possible way and have never been able to, not with any degree of satisfaction. There are so many questions, still, and they are begging for answers. I still don't believe in things that go bump in the night, but it still scares the hell out of me, whenever I think of that night.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

The Photo Blog Is Now Up

Hi,

As mentioned previously, I've decided to start a photo blog. This one is really meant to be for writing samples only and I'm almost done with the next post. There are some great pics from our Atlantic City trip on the new blog. It is called Phat's Fotomat. If you have to ask, you'll make me feel really old. I hope you enjoy the pics. As always, comments are welcomed and appreciated. Thanks.


Phat's Fotomat

http://phatsfotomat.blogspot.com/

Monday, June 1, 2009

The Greatest Day of My Life

No trip to Atlantic City is complete without at least one visit to the White House Sub Shop. No Philly "hoagies" here, instead, you get the real deal. This is a cheesesteak the way Philadelphia wishes it could do it; the best cheesesteak (don't you dare call it a steak and cheese) in America, hands down. I understand that their other subs are good too, but, to be honest, I've never tried them. It's all about the cheesesteak for me.

Allow me to back up a step here. One of the very best and most important things about a sub from the White House is their choice of bread. This bread, known as Atlantic City bread, is virtually worshipped, by those in the know, throughout the civilized world, and it comes from the one and only Formica Brothers Bakery, just across the street from the White House.

The Formica Brothers Bakery, located in Ducktown, Atlantic City, NJ, has been an Atlantic City tradition since 1919, when Francesco Formica and his wife, Rosa first opened the doors. In 1928, Francesco moved the bakery to its current location (2310 Arctic Avenue, Atlantic City, NJ 08401). Today's Master Bakers work around the clock, and hold to the same traditions and recipes that were established over 91 years ago, while producing over 30,000 loaves of bread every day. In addition to their legendary Italian breads, Formica Brothers Bakery also has an extensive selection of Artisan breads, dinner rolls, cookies, cannoli, pastries, biscotti and Nonna Rosa’s famous Italian Tomato Pie.


In 2006, the original retail shop was transformed into a state of the art Wi-Fi enabled Café with outdoor seating (open daily 7am – 7pm). On Saturday nights (7pm-10pm) the café features live music. On December 4, 2008 Formica's opened a second retail bakery cafe in Kensington Square, Northfield New Jersey (open daily 7am - 7pm). The cafes offers daily lunch specials, featuring soups and sandwiches made on freshly baked breads.

When we opened the door to the bakery, we were immediately overwhelmed by the wonderful aroma of freshly baked bread. The boys raced toward the display cases that were overflowing with fresh, handmade Italian cookies, crisp biscotti, flaky pastries and mouth watering cannoli. At the counter, I was quickly greeted by a young lady, who's name, I regret to say, I did not take notice of. She was very helpful, friendly and polite, and, upon learning that we were from quite a distance away, this young lady volunteered to cut and wrap the bread for us, so that it would stay fresh until we got it home. She went above and beyond the call of duty for us and service like that rarely exists anymore. I bought as much bread as I could carry and after we had brought the bread back to the car, we continued on our way to the White House for dinner. Well, we tried to anyway, but first we had to make three trips back and forth to the car to get everything that I kept forgetting to take with us.

Anthony Basile opened the White House Sub Shop ( 2301 Arctic Avenue, Atlantic City, NJ) in 1946. His hard work and dedication to perfection is what has given the White House its legendary reputastion. There are many reasons to visit Atlantic City but a trip to the hallowed grounds of the White House Sub Shop should be your main one.

Arriving at the White House, I was astonished to see that not only was there no line, there were empty booths as well. Normally, the line extends out the door and well down the side of the building. The take out area was packed, as it usually is, no matter what time of day, or year. We quickly slid into our booth and we were ready to order, no menus were necessary; cheesesteaks all around, with three iced teas (all drinks are in cans at the White House, Pepsi products only). The waitress was there within moments of our sitting down and was gone within seconds as well, our order in hand. Now, a quick note about the wait staff; I think that all of these women have been there since day one and they range from typically South Jersey friendly to the curmudgeon of your dreams (or nightmares). However, they are all professional and tolerate no nonsense. Ask for a special order or something not on the menu, be prepared for a withering look that will make you wish you could just crawl under your table and disappear. While waiting for your food, and it's never a long wait, glance around and drink in the ambiance of the place. Framed, autographed photos of the greats and almost greats line the walls. Frank Sinatra was a regular patron, having subs flown to various locations around the world. You can see the sweaty old towel from his last performance on the wall as well. The Beatles also put in an appearance, look for the photos on the wall to the left behind the cash register. Oh, and I really hope you like the color orange, because it is everywhere; it's on the stools, the booths, the walls, even the aforementioned pictures are framed predominantly in, you guessed it, orange. Or, you can watch your sub being made before your eyes by a small army of premier sub making experts.

Once the food arrived, the boys stared wide eyed at their sandwiches. They had been told to expect the best cheesesteaks ever and they tore into them with gusto. Anthony, my oldest son, became mute (which is no small feat for an 8 year old) for the first time in his life, as he devoured his sub in minutes and clamored for more. Dominic, my 5 year old, was just the opposite, taking his time and savoring each and every bite. When I asked the boys how everything was after their first bite, Anthony mumbled something unintelligible while trying to shove the entire sub into his mouth and Dom yelled for the entire restaurant to hear, "This is the greatest day of my life!" Upon hearing this, our waitress came back over to check on us (which can be a rarity there), asking if everything was okay. You should have seen the smiles on their faces... and hers.

Finishing our meal, it was time for dessert. Unfortunately, the only dessert available at the White House is a Tastycake, so we decided to reserve dessert for custard on the boardwalk. I paid the check and we made our way past the long line of people waiting outside, and we were sated, but for a moment. I was happy, I had what I had made my pilgrimage to Atlantic City for, but I was saddened as well; saddened because I knew that it would be many months until I could enjoy this pefection again. If you find yourself anywhere near Atlantic City, do yourself a favor and heed my advice and treat your belly to a sub at the White House.

I'm not much of a mushroom guy, but my wife loves them.

The White House Special is a cornucopia of cold cuts; huge portions of Genoa salami, ham, capicola, and provolone cheese, all tightly packed inside the loaf, lightly brushed with olive oil, and adorned with just the right amount of lettuce and bits of sweet pepper.

Hungry yet?

Anthony was a vegetarian until he tried his first cheesesteak. He finished the whole thing.
One bite and he says, "This is the greatest day of my life!" You just can't get a better endorsement than that.
I realize that this isn't my normal type of post, but I am trying to highlight various types of writing and this is the first time I've ever done any type of review, for anything. Leave me a comment and let me know what you think.
I do have a very special post coming; a great story about a very spooky night. I'll try to have it up as soon as I can, but please be patient, I want it to be perfect. Take care and thanks for stopping by.
Well, that might be a few more days now. I have a new writing assignment due as well as a speech, but I should be able to post one of those.